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TOO EUROPEAN ★
ENES
A little European indignation

I'm too
European
for this...

Proper holidays. Walkable cities. Degrees that make sense. A collection for wearing your opinions.

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★★★★★★★★★★★★I'm too Europeanfor this...THE DESIGN THAT STARTED IT ALL ★
METRIC SYSTEM   /   PAID LEAVE   /   PUBLIC TRANSPORT   /   HUMOUR WITHOUT BORDERS
First collection · Concepts

Opinions that suit you.

Six ideas, a few colours and a point to make. These illustrations show design concepts; garments, prices and finishes will be confirmed after sample testing.

★★★★★★★★★★★★I'm too Europeanfor this...

The original

The classic: blue, twelve stars and a phrase that says it all.

DESIGN IN DEVELOPMENT
OUT OF OFFICE.FOR ACTUAL WEEKS.

Actual weeks

For those who believe switching off is a right, too.

DESIGN IN DEVELOPMENT
YOU CALL IT SOCIALISM.I CALL IT A TRAM.

Just a tram

A small declaration of love for public transport.

DESIGN IN DEVELOPMENT
TWO SYSTEMS:METRIC AND WRONG.

Metric, obviously

The argument ends where the ruler begins.

DESIGN IN DEVELOPMENT
THE PRICEINCLUDES THE PRICE.

Price means price

For price tags without surprises at checkout.

DESIGN IN DEVELOPMENT
THIS OPINION REQUIRESCOOKIE CONSENT.

Cookie opinion

We can laugh at our own bureaucracy, too.

DESIGN IN DEVELOPMENT

One continent.
Many opinions.
One T-shirt.

Too European is inspired by the things we take for granted until someone asks why: trains, holidays, bread, or a bill that matches the advertised price.

The plan is to print each item when it is ordered, starting with T-shirts and expanding to tote bags and mugs. First we will test materials and finishes. Then we will open orders.

Criticism with humour. Including at our own expense.
Before we launch

Perfectly reasonable questions.

Can I buy yet?

Not yet. We are preparing the collection and choosing our supplier. Purchases are disabled and we are not collecting payments.

How will production work?

The plan is print on demand: our supplier makes and ships each item after an order is placed. We will publish materials, production origins and delivery estimates for each product once confirmed.

What will it cost, and where will you ship?

Prices, destinations and shipping charges will be set after checking supplier costs and samples. We are not announcing prices or delivery times yet.

Is this an official European Union shop?

No. This is an independent humour and design brand, with no sponsorship or affiliation to European institutions.